What Your Favorite Celebs Would Look Like If They Were Living In The ’80s

Jessica Simpson

Your cousin Jess wants nothing more than to be an actor. After graduating from high school in 1978, she started working at the local theater. She even starred as Sandy in the town theater troupe’s production of Grease. She’s a true star, but community theater doesn’t really pay well. She’s been picking up shifts at the corner diner since she decided to pursue her loft dreams. One day, she’s going to save enough to move to Hollywood.

Jessica likes this photo because she thinks it looks like she could have starred in Beverly Hills 90210, or at least have been an extra. She looks approachable, wholesome and pretty, but you don’t know what she’s hiding under those fluffed up bangs.