What Your Favorite Celebs Would Look Like If They Were Living In The ’80s

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow just signed up for her first dating profile. “Do you think this picture is okay?” she thinks to herself. “It’s pretty and approachable, but does it hide enough of my body? I’ve had two kids, what do these men expect a mother to look like?”

Gwen didn’t think she would be able to find love again after divorcing her husband, the accountant she met while studying English Literature in college. It’s been a few years and she’s decided to jump in. Her interests including spin class, reading and food. Forget about GOOP — this Gwyneth Paltrow likes to eat, but on the budget of a single mom putting her two kids through school.