What Your Favorite Celebs Would Look Like If They Were Living In The ’80s

Cameron Diaz

This version of Cameron Diaz is that mom you absolutely loathe in the PTA. Yes, her son is an angel who couldn’t possibly be bullying the other kids. He’s meant to go to Stanford like his father and gets straight As – higher than straight As. Didn’t you know? He also volunteers!

Cammy (yup, you know she’s a Cammy not a Cameron) is exhausting to deal with! How is she that chipper? Doesn’t she have to work? How does she have time to make those perfect, homemade chocolate chip cookies for every single bake sale? Her perfect blonde hair is suspicious. She’s probably hiding a failing marriage beneath that fuchsia lipstick. The other moms have been talking about it, but you can’t really be sure.