These Photos Are So Mind Boggling That You Will Scratch Your Head More Than Once

Each second your brain processes 400 billion bits of information but you only immediately recognize around 2,000 bits at a time. In the moment, you might miss a lot of information, but sometimes there’s an event that is so surreal that even after it’s over you’re left confused and maybe even a little bit freaked out. You’ll see what I mean when you witness some things that will raise more questions than answers, like the perfect Pringles work of art.

Double Bathing Suit

I love going to the beach, but I most certainly would not wear that attire in the photo above. Seriously, who wears shorts down to their knees like that? This guy looks like he missed his chance to do his thing on the toilet before soaking up the sun rays. Also, it appears our beach pal is wearing sand socks, which seems like they’re designed for actual fitness and not for wearing on the beach. If you were at the beach when having this encounter, you better hope he faces a significant amount of shrinkage once he hits the open waters.

Maybe I’ll Go For A Walk Outside

If you’re walking down the street and see this, just cross over to the other side. Considering this was taken in Japan, it’s no surprise that this photo actually exists. This makes me laugh every time because the giant dog isn’t on a leash, and the owner is taking themselves for a walk while walking their own dog. It kind of makes you wonder if Eskimos would wear that type of attire when they’re taking their huskies for a walk, or maybe a sleigh ride. You know what would be epic? If the owner did a face swap on Snapchat, that would be comedic gold!

Just Trying To Make Some Noodles Here

Out of all of the times I ate Mr. Noodles in college, this NEVER happened to me or any of my roommates. It sucks to say this, but that plate was as weak as my bank account back in the days of having to pay off the student loans. Part of me is glad I don’t have to resort to a plate of noodles anymore, but I’m still wondering how exactly this happened. I mean, a lot worse could happen, especially if your pint at the bar sticks to the table without the use of a coaster… more on that later.

Too Many Signs To Know What’s Going On

I wasn’t under the impression that you needed a masters degree in parking to actually understand what this confusing sign is all about. Luckily, we can find the positive in this mind-boggling picture. It’s just an educational initiative to promote critical thinking after graduating from Streets University in Los Angeles. Imagine if you don’t drive on this street often. You would have to stop your car to see if you’re allowed to stop- just hope the parking police aren’t out and about when you’re doing this. I’m almost certain that a more simplified version of this street sign is “no parking”.

Lions, Tigers, Flying Bears, Oh My

The only thing I can picture from this weird news headline is that the Incredible Hulk is human and just decided to toss some bears. Although, the Hulk could be on the hunt for the Wolverine in Alberta. One person from Imgur took it upon themselves to draw up a picture of a bear with wings and breathing out fire as it torches the Canadian neighborhood. From the sounds of it, that would be rather bizarre to witness. Okay, now this is when you get the Hulk and the Wolverine to team up to fight flying bears for a joke.

Save A Glass, Use A Napkin

Much like the plate of Mr. Noodles, this has NEVER happened to me. This is much worse than a plate breaking and I really hope they gave this patron a free beer on the house. If it was a light beer that’s similar to water, then the glass may have taken its own life for precautionary reasons. If Frank Gallagher ever witnessed this with his own eyes, he would do whatever he could to not let that beer get away. If you think this sucks, wait until you see how challenging it is to actually cut a whole pizza, even while sober.

I Moustache You A Question

This is the perfect joke for that annoying co-worker you have to put up with Monday through Friday. So now, whenever this guy turns around next to the window cubicle, you can just laugh away the Monday blues. I just don’t understand how this diehard Cowboys fan can’t see the large object right in front of his own eyes. His glasses might be the wrong prescription, but he’s just too oblivious to see it. If your co-worker realizes what you’re doing, then you can switch up with some long curtains or Eagles posters just to get a rise out of him.

When You Don’t Wear Your Seatbelt

Now, this is a work of art! The owner of the car should buy a new headrest and remove this one to sell to an art gallery. It kind of looks like chalk but it’s clearly makeup. To be fair, I’ve seen legit bird splats like these on windows and on my mom’s windshield back in high school (sorry, mom). The more I look at this photo, this nostalgic feel comes to my mind of Mimi from The Drew Carey Show. When she wore a heavy amount of makeup on her face and being an annoyance to Drew as well.

Clearly Making Pizza Is A Tough Task

I’ve had some friends work in the pizza business during college and I’m confident they would shake their heads in disappointment once they saw this. You can tell this is the work from a disgruntled postgraduate working the night shift at Little Ceasers. But you know what? I’m sure whoever ordered this will get over it and devour the whole thing. It’s a $5 Hot and Ready, what more do you expect from it? You get to spend the bare minimum price for a medium pizza.

Just wait until you see what happens when someone eats ice cream the wrong way.

Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

I’m pretty impressed with the way this individual went about wrapping the handle on the frying pan. It’s a skill most people lack. The iPhone box is a unique way to fool anyone when you’re really just giving away a pair of fresh new socks. Imagine some broke college student who loves to cook, excited to get some quality cookware and warm comfortable socks for Christmas from his parents. That’s their dream come true since they can’t afford to make real meals in school. Quick, somebody check the socks for money, diamonds, or worst of all, lumps of coal.

I Don’t Have This Kind Of Self Control

After a long life of finding new and exciting ways to waste time, I’ve finally found my White Whale. Growing up I was constantly playing with my food, even if you have a special love for Pringles, this is taking things a little too far. I grew up with Legos so I’m all for building things, and I definitely have an eye for symmetry with those tasty Pringles. I think the biggest reason this would never work is that I’m generally surrounded by a few cats, a few dogs, and a non-stop appetite. Maybe someday I’ll live my dream as an architect.

That’s Not How You Hold A Popsicle

It took me a few seconds to realize that this guy has no clue how to hold a popsicle. This is absolutely awkward considering there should be no incorrect way for somebody to eat ice cream. Who even hired this guy to be posterized on millions of popsicle boxes that people will purchase at grocery stores? If I bought it without even realizing what this guy is doing, I’d immediately call Nestle and tell them straight up that they made the epic fail of the decade.

There’s another bit of food-related misfortune that’s so much worse than this awkward photo.

All The Way From New Zealand

People still drink Snapple these days? From the times I drank this as a kid, my memory doesn’t seem to remember if Snapple provided weird facts like this before. I can understand naming your kid Chip, but why would anyone name their kid Fish? The poor kid would have a hard time in school, but what would happen if you moved to New Zealand and your name was either Fish or Chip? This is something I don’t feel is true, but you never know what you’ll come across. That’s it, I’m taking all of my ketchup and moving to Australia!

How Did The Egg Get In There?

From this x-ray, you would think we discovered that some humans can actually lay an egg. Maybe somebody was offered $100 from a few friends as a dare to pull off this stunt… but putting two eggs inside of you? That’s bold. This brings me back to the first Jackass movie when Ryan Dunn got an x-ray and had a toy car in the same area as the egg in the movies final stunt. It’s funny on the big screen but not in real life. Here’s the million dollar question to this strange mystery – was it a hard-boiled egg or a fresh one?

Only A Difference Of 10 Calories!

My only assumption from this is that the extra half gram of fat helps make the crust a little softer and tasty enough to cover the fact that there isn’t all that frosting on the top of the Pop Tart. When I used to eat this for breakfast, I’d eat one pack and would be hungry not long after. If you are someone like me or used to enjoy eating Pop Tarts for breakfast as a kid, the healthy option would to not eat Toaster Strudels. If you’re still wondering what you should be eating, keep reading for some help.

Using A Marionette To Feed The Squirrels

This actually seems like a decent idea for old people. Squirrels are naturally wary of humans, so you might as well use little marionettes to help them adapt. Pinnochio wouldn’t last five minutes if he was surrounded by squirrels and kept telling lies. I wish this could be an actual thing because I love old ladies. I can just imagine my own grandmother doing this since she feeds birds on a weekly basis. We can officially consider this old lady cool for not having to bend down to feed the squirrels. That way she avoids her daily pain of arthritis.

Recommendations From Amazon

Not sure why anybody would buy refrigerator screws from Amazon. You can buy a whole bucket of screws from any hardware store for the price in the photo. The wine glass looks pretty cool but I don’t like the extension of it, is it supposed to be a straw?! I’d rather just drink wine from a soda can anyways. Also, let’s give a round of an applause to whoever designed the crying Kardashian t-shirt mimicking the Human Centipede. If only the plot of the movie surrounded all the Kardashians, the universe would be in a better place in my opinion.

What’s On The Menu?

This restaurant name seemed a little off-putting so I did some research online, and it’s an actual restaurant called Woodward Table. It makes me curious if this place delivers. I mean, how exactly are they supposed to respond when someone calls to place an order? We should know what they would say, especially since it’s the first word on the window. For a second, I thought this place was somewhere in Korea, but my guess was way off. But seriously what is for lunch? Oh, I don’t know, pizza, pasta, soup, sandwiches? Great, now I’m hungry after writing this.

Say Cheese!

If you have good eyes like me, you’ll notice that the phone case is the Indiana Pacers logo, but that’s not what’s important here. Someone left their phone in the bathroom and came back to this picture on their roll. I had a friend who had this happen to her recently, with a photo similar to this. This is a friendly reminder to keep your phone on you at all times. If you ever leave your phone in the bathroom, you’ll likely come across somebody dressed up in a monkey costume, putting on the most bizarre photo shoot of the year.

Feeding Little Jerry

I had to save the best for last. I can honestly say that this is the first time that I’ve seen a rooster drinking a beer in the sketchiest way possible. Where I come from, you would never see this happen, and I come from a small town. How many times have you seen a rooster as a ploy for a random meet up? I’ve never seen it on Law and Order, but the Seinfeld fan in me is waiting for Kramer to pop up out of nowhere to buy the rooster, so that way he can have another Little Jerry.