There are certain people you can pretty much never offend because they love you so much and will bend over backward to let you know that. Close friends and family members often fall into this category.
However, there are other people who aren't as forgiving. These kinds of people look at revenge as a hobby and go out of their way to let you know if they're offended for any reason. These examples show the latter type of people.
Giving It All Away
For some reason, people don't seem to like being cheated on. Everyone deals with the unfortunate situation in different ways. We like this guy's way to get over it -- he gave away all of his cheating ex-girlfriend's things! Perfect.
"These are her clothes, she's a size 8-10.... girls (or guys if your [sic] that way inclined) HELP YOURSELVES. He's also included a smiley face. We love that he's using humor to get through this bad time.
BMW, Meet Fire Hose
Have you ever noticed the "no parking" signs in front of every single fire hydrant? They're pretty hard to miss, and the sidewalk area in front of a hydrant is sometimes even painted a different color so people are sure to notice it and NOT block the area.
See, in an emergency, fire trucks need access to those hydrants in order to save buildings and maybe even lives. This selfish jerk got what he deserved when the firefighters put their hose right through his BMW. Hope everyone made it out safely, whatever the emergency was.
Call The Meanest Mother In Wyoming
We'd be pretty mad if our 16 year old son drove drunk and applaud this mother for this very public and embarrassing classified ad. She points out that the truck had only been driven for three months before the son "forgot to use his brain" and got behind the wheel while intoxicated.
Considering that anyone under the age 21 who has alcohol in their possession is breaking the law (even if they're not also driving!) this "mean" mother's response was totally appropriate.
Fighting Over Flamingoes
Let these people enjoy their flamingoes, man! I mean really, is it worth getting so upset over a couple of silly lawn ornaments that you actually call the police to investigate?
If that was my yard and the neighbors called the cops on me instead of, you know, coming over and actually talking to me about it, I'd probably go all out and buy a hundred more flamingoes. Or even a thousand. Let's make this interesting.
The Ultimate Fan Sign
A revenge sign must have felt very sweet to this woman, who found out that she'd been cheated on. She made this sign which announced her boyfriend's infidelity to the world, and then she brought the sign to the game instead of him.
"My cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from couch instead!" So perfect. We have to wonder how long she knew about the cheating before announcing it and dumping him at the game.
Dogs Don't Belong In Locked Cars!
Even if it's not hot outside, leaving a defenseless pooch alone in the car is a major no-no. You just don't do it, even if you think you're just running a quick errand and will be right back.
This dog knows that he shouldn't have been left in the car and he is sending his owner a very strong message about it. We say 'good boy, Fido!' Teach your person a lesson.
We'd bet money that the person who was on the receiving end of this note did a spit take after reading it. "Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week... Surprise! You've been drinking my breast milk. Hope you've enjoyed! Cheers! -B"
The added part about breast milk being organic is perfect.
The Old "Pan Through A Window" Trick
This must be one of the worst cases of road rage ever. A pan thrown through a windshield could kill someone! If the person in the car wasn't hurt then they should consider themselves very lucky. Especially as that's likely the driver's side of the car since they're in Europe.
It's not quite clear how exactly this happened but we hope everyone is okay and that they were able to calm down after the incident.
"Darling, I'm really sorry for what I've done. Can we please keep this quiet? (Even if I never will)," he said. We bet Emily replied "I'm fine, that works for me," then proceeded to purchase this huge billboard with HIS money to let the world know what a dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, and poorly-endowed slimeball Steven is.
The one thing Steven has going here is that "Emily" and "Steven" are pretty common names so maybe their friends won't know this was him.
Just check out the expression on this kid's face, and you know he's plotting revenge for whoever locked up his fidget spinner. One story circulating online is that the kid's dad did this as punishment for the child flicking boogers at the table (yes, very disgusting).
Whether or not that is the true story behind the pic, you can tell that the kid is not going to take his punishment lying down. He has something up his sleeve, just hopefully not a booger.
Another Parking Offender
Parking is just one of those things that can inspire total rage in people when others don't follow the rules. There's a good reason for the "no parking" sign here, but the driver of this white vehicle apparently feels that they're too important to follow the rules.
As a result of their selfish parking job, they now have to find a way to move those heavy dumpsters away from their car before they can even drive away.
"My son got mad at me and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster..."
Monster is exactly the right word to describe the person who committed this act of violence against the poor defenseless fruits. Now they're going to get all brown and mushy and start attracting flies. We have to wonder what the dad did that caused the son to do such a weird act of revenge.
Cursing Him With Bad Breath?
Well, this is certainly one of the weirder revenge plans on our list. After all, who does something like cutting the individual bristles off a toothbrush? And how long does that take, anyway? It sounds like a psycho thing to do.
We definitely want to know what the sibling did to deserve this. Maybe he had a hot date in just a few minutes and now wasn't able to freshen his breath first? Just a random guess.
Not All Revenge Is Sweet
This is one that had to have happened back in the day before everyone had cameras recording every little thing that happened on their property. If someone saw an eight-year-old kid dropping his pants and relieving himself in their yard today they would probably call the police! That's a nice drawing, though.
Still, the neighbors should have been picking up after their dog all along. That's just part of responsible dog ownership.
Come And Get It!
This guy cheated on the wrong person and she clearly wants nothing to do with him. She's not even going to try and profit from her pain by selling his car and his other possessions. Nope, she doesn't even want to have to look at the cheating jerk's things.
So she's giving them away in the front yard. We gotta say, this would be super awkward if this was happening in your neighbor's yard. It'd be really hard to make eye contact or know what to say.
Kind Of Childish
The patrons at this restaurant had obviously gotten very tired of waiting for their slow server to bring them the check. So tired and fed up that they just left some cash and left.
The money wasn't just left on the table though. No, that wouldn't have brought the satisfaction that revenge does. Instead, they put all the money in a glass full of water. Which we think is pretty childish.
So Many Cups
Apparently, this amazing display is the result of a school announcing that it was shortening its recess period by 10 minutes a day. In response, the students arranged this elaborate... protest?
The cups, arranged throughout the school hallways, are seriously a work of art. But we're not sure that the students are making the point that they need more free time very well. Because this must have been really time-consuming to put together.
This Is A Serious Catfight
This is clearly not a cat you want to mess with. We're not exactly sure what happened before this picture was taken but it's probably safe to assume that there was a catfight. And that the orange cat was not happy with the results.
In revenge, Ginger has trapped his foe in a plastic tote and is blocking any chance of escaping by sitting right on top of it. Let's hope these cats can find a peaceful resolution.
Sibling Rivalry Can Be Brutal
In response for stealing $20 from her big brother, one sister received this brutal treatment. He hid her school project somewhere on her computer and renamed all her folders to spell a message.
"If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's don't steal from your big brother. With warm regards and hateful loathing and vengeance, Your loving brother. Go die." We bet she never stole from him again after this!
Here's A Real Parking Pitfall
Is there anything worse than this? Someone hogging multiple parking spots so their precious ride doesn't get dinged up? This is a situation that most of us tend to ignore, even when it is annoying or aggravating.
But here's a case where someone wasn't willing to sit back and watch someone be a parking pig. That is exactly what happened here when the Mercedes owner took up more than their fair share of spots and got defaced as a result. Maybe they learned a lesson.
Maybe They Missed The 'No Parking' Sign
When you're just trying to get your work done so you can go home for the day, unnecessary delays can be pretty infuriating. Especially in cases like this, where someone decided to ignore the 'no parking' signs in front of the dumpster area.
Now, these trash collectors had to carry each of the heavy containers a lot further since their truck was blocked. But they got their revenge in the long run! Let's hope the SUV owner has been lifting weights.
Don't Practice Cutting Hair Here
We can only imagine how upset Ellen is about her new bowl haircut. She probably spends hours crying in front of the mirror every day. But one thing is for sure -- Ellen's handlers are not happy that some random guy came in and cut her mane without permission.
The wacko wannabe stylist led the stable's owners to make this sign which says "No scissors! ALL horses will have manes, bridle paths and tails done by US from now on." Message received.
Fun With Roommate Revenge
These roomies go big with their revenge. One of them shared the story to social media. "My roommate went out of town and came home to 400 balloons," they wrote in the post.
"This week, he got his revenge when the other [roommate] left for a week. Literally everything in his room was wrapped and put back in the same place." Hey, at least they have good senses of humor about it!
Already Saved, Don't Bother Knocking
If you live in an area that Jehova's Witnesses visit frequently, you very well might want to make your own version of this revenge sign to hang up at your front door. After all, getting unsolicited sales pitches for religion on a daily basis just isn't very enjoyable.
We love the wording on this sign: "1. I've been saved. 2. I have no money. I have two kids in college. 3. If you knock on my door again, I will call the police. 4. If you park on my property, I will have you towed." He means business!
We Hope This Was Intentional
How funny would it be that this wedding guest had actually offended the photographer somehow, leading to this hilariously bad and weird photo where it appears that his head was crammed into a long glass vase? The other guy looks completely normal, making the photo that much more interesting.
It was probably all just an amusing coincidence but it's a lot funnier to think it was an intentional move by the photographer to embarrass the guest.
Apparently, just putting up a door to your garage is not enough. Perfect strangers will still attempt to open the door and park in your garage. Nowadays you also have to put a fence directly in front of the door too, to really make your point known.
We actually have no idea what led to this bizarre setup but it's always fun to use our imagination to think of possibilities!
What Is This?
There's a reason this photo went viral. It might be hard to tell exactly what's going on here, but this is a Playstation.... in a sink of warm and soapy water. You see, the woman who took this photo shared it to Facebook with an explanation.
"What to do when your boyfriend of 4 years has been cheating on you... not once but twice and with multiple different girls! Yes that is his Playstation." We can't help but maybe the guy regretted his actions after losing his girlfriend AND his Playstation.
How long does it take the average office worker to get through a new stack of Post-It notes? Well, it's also the length of time that this person spent before learning that there was a disturbing message on the very last one in the pile.
"By the time you read this, I'll be long gone... I hope you enjoyed bossing me around. I bet you felt real good about yourself. Well I wonder how you feel now knowing I spat in your coffee every day." Yikes! That's a lot to swallow.
Never Mess With A Tattoo Artist
The widely-discussed story that describes how this woman ended up with a huge steaming pile of excrement tattooed on her back goes this way: the woman (supposedly named Rossie) wanted a scene from Narnia tattooed. Her boyfriend Ryan did the work but had just learned that Rossie was cheating on him with his best friend so he gave her this revolting design in a revengeful move.
It's not clear whether this story is actually true, but it's an interesting one anyway. And it's a good lesson for anyone to learn: don't tick off your tattoo artist.
Cat Vs. Laptop
We're not sure who exactly messed with who in this situation. It could be that the human was tired of the cat always creeping around when he was trying to use the laptop, so he decided to set the laptop right on the cat's head to teach him a lesson.
Or maybe the cat was tired of being ignored all the time so snuck his way right under the laptop in a last-ditch attempt to get some much-deserved attention.
We are not sure what exactly "Dave" might have done to his buddy to warrant this extreme reaction, but it's a pretty darn hilarious way to get revenge. The friend enlisted random strangers to contact Dave left and right with all sorts of different messages about his supposedly missing dog and a $500 reward.
Wonder how long this went on before Dave completely lost his mind or at least changed his phone number.
And They Took A Photo Of It Even After The Warning
We're not sure what we would do in this situation but it would probably be something similar to this. The people on the top balcony are well aware that a creepy neighbor has been filming them while they're trying to enjoy their view.
So they made a banner that says if he or she doesn't remove the camera they'll have to deal with the authorities after the neighbors call 911. We think we'd take the camera down after being threatened like this.
The Eternal TP Struggle
Changing the toilet paper is a huge cause of arguments among people who live together. Some people just refuse to change the paper at all. In this case, it appears that the roommate actually changed the roll but had the audacity to put the empty cardboard tube on a random shelf somewhere.
This led to a passive-aggressive note exchange that's pretty darn funny, if you ask us. Now the toilet paper roll even has a home of his own.
Enough With The Barking!
It is certainly frustrating to hear a neighbor's dog that won't stop barking no matter what. It's even more frustrating if the neighbor isn't even home for it and has no idea that their dog is driving neighbors crazy while they're clueless at work all day.
This might be taking it a little far, though. Maybe a note written on paper would have done the trick instead of defacing the wall.
We All Gone Be Thirsty Today
Not sure what would motivate a person to throw away their co-worker's drink. But that doesn't seem like a just cause for the insulted co-worker to throw away EVERYONE's beverages.
On the bright side, most of these drinks probably have lids or caps, so maybe a few employees will be able to fish their refreshing beverages out of the trash and rinse them off. And it looks like they left some soy sauce behind, too.
Braids Of Fury
We think this one goes too far. After all, this act of revenge involved touching the stranger's hair which is just kind of creepy. Also, don't you think she's going to figure out who did this?
We're not saying that she is in the right at all. She was very rude and out of line. But this revenge is going to backfire, we think. Especially after it was posted to Facebook.
A Common Theme
For some reason, people don't seem to like being cheated on. Luckily for us, some scorned lovers get really creative (and public) with the revenge once they find out that their significant other has been stepping out.
In this case, Jennifer purchased a bright red billboard ad to let Michael and his mistress know that they were busted! And she purchased the ad with their mutual investment account. Money she now probably feels was well spent.
Always, Patrick's Wife...
We have to wonder what the person who sold this classified ad was thinking when the customer told them what it was going to say. Finding out that your husband is expecting a baby with another woman must be one of the most awful things to experience as a wife, so we understand why she wanted revenge in a very public way.
Maybe the ad rep actually gave her this classified for free, out of pity. That would definitely be the kind thing to do.
This is a really dramatic way to let your husband know that you're onto his cheating. One scorned woman wrote her message to him right on the back of his car for all his coworkers to see.
"DEAR DAVE. Tell ur GF your wife & kids say hi. PS I cleaned out bank. Your [sic] broke. Love, Nikki & Kids." This guy messed up big time and he's paying for it now.
Parking Space Bandit
Assigned parking spaces are there for a reason. And when someone repeatedly parks in the spot that is reserved for you, we understand that it's upsetting. The person who left this series of strongly-worded notes is clearly beyond angry at the parking lot bandit.
You really don't even need to see the uncensored version of these notes for the rage to be crystal clear. Was this enough to stop the parking space thief, though?
Saran Wrap Parking Surprise
We have to hand it to all the people out there who get really creative with their parking lot revenge. This one is new to us -- the offending parker came out to find that his or her car was completely covered in Saran Wrap.
No idea whether this person was a serial offender or if it was their first time taking up two spaces. One thing is clear, however. It probably took a really long time to get all of that wrapping off their car.
When Will People Learn?
Repeat after me: Facebook is not your friend and you should not trust that anything you do on the social networking site will remain private. This is especially true if you don't even bother to log out after exchanging messages with someone who is not your significant other.
Hey, at least he gets to do a fun treasure hunt in order to get his belongings back. Wonder if things worked out between him and Kelsi.
No, We Don't Think They'll Ever Do That Again
"Dearest Housemates, I put my name on things in the fridge in the hope that no one else will eat/drink them...." This note starts out sounding innocent enough but quickly takes a turn for the worse when Susie announces that someone drank her cat's urine, probably thinking it was lemonade.
We are willing to bet that they will never eat or drink anything with Susie's name on it ever again.
The person who went out of their way to do the household grocery shopping in this situation could be justified in being pretty offended by the violent display that you see here. Multiple knives are piercing the package of un-iced Pop-Tarts in a gruesome way.
This is totally unnecessary and rude. Anyone who is this insulted by un-iced Pop-Tarts and clearly has a lot of time on their hands should be doing their own grocery shopping.
Hard Truth For The Tooth Fairy
Oh, no! It sounds like sweet Jennifer was again forgotten by the tooth fairy, and now she has very little faith that the fairy will ever bring her a prize.
She does believe that the tooth fairy is legit, as her brother's teeth have been swapped out for money, but somehow cannot find time for Jennifer’s. Jennifer is deeply offended and tells the tooth fairy to keep taking Mike's teeth, but not to bother with hers.