“I’m never drinking again” is the most common phrase said on Sunday mornings, according to very professional and scientific studies. What studies do you ask? Just, uh, lots of them.
We’ve all been there before. That moment you wake up not sure how you got home, or what you even did the night before. Hangovers are miserable and should be illegal. No one likes them, no one invites them places, they just kind of show up. Luckily, Sunday is the day of rest, so it’s totally fine to a complete degenerate on the couch in a sad, hungover state, right Right! Enjoy this hilarious list of glorious Sunday hangovers in action.
If you don’t think there’s groundbreaking innovation when you’re hungover, just wait until you see what’s coming up.
Sundays Are For Learning
Waking up from a blackout only to discover that you finished your Ph.D. would probably be the best thing since sliced bread. Imagine instead of regretting that text you sent to your ex or the 9,000 calories of food you ate while you were drunk, you actually woke up proud. This would significantly increase the rate of alcoholism around the world, but it’d almost be worth it.