The FUNNIEST Political Wardrobe Malfunctions

Hey, Hey, LBJ

This entry belongs in the category “wardrobe malfunction prevention.” President Lyndon Baines Johnson was not one to mince words, as evidenced in one recorded phone call when he ordered himself some trousers. “But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me you never do have much of margin there. See if you can’t leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.”

As seen in this photo, the clothing maker seemed to leave LBJ plenty of spare room for his bunghole.