The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

The Moss Man

Deputies in Hillsboro, Oregon, found quite an unusual thief when they responded to a break-in at the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals. Their K-9s were sniffing the ground outside when they started biting at a clump of moss, and the officers then heard a strange yelp. It turns out the dogs were, in fact, biting a man wearing a camouflage suite covered in moss. Gregory Liascos, AKA the “Moss Man”, was arrested on burglary and criminal mischief charges. He had secretly cut a hole in one of the building’s walls days earlier, and was trying to get in.