The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

Man Eats Underwear

David Zurfluh, 18, was seen weaving uncontrollably down the road in his car. When cops tried to pull him over, he ran from the vehicle but was caught by police. While sitting in the backseat of the cop car, Zurfluh ripped out the crotch out of his shorts, shoved it in his mouth, chewed and spit it out. He was hoping the cotton in the fabric would absorb some of the alcohol so that he would come up clean in the breathalyzer test. He was wrong. When Zurfluh relayed his story in court, people walked out in tears from laughing.