The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

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When a truck with flashing red-and-white emergency lights began following a couple in Dallas, Texas, the couple felt a bit uneasy. It didn’t look quite like a legit police car, so instead of pulling over, they called the police. The cops then stopped the truck driver, Adan Juarez Ramirez, 22. Aside from the flashing lights, Ramirez also had a fake police badge. The badge was actually a Chipotle Mexican Grill gift card, with the restaurant name blacked out and the word “POLICE” etched in, but Ramirez decided not to cover up the restaurant’s jalapeño logo. Ramirez admitted to impersonating an officer, claiming that he was infatuated with the police.