The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

Sydney Wanker

This story is definitely a head-scratcher. A man caught masturbating in a bar in Sydney, Australia told police he drugged himself to “take advantage of himself.” The main reported to the authorities that he slipped the drug Rohypnol into his vodka and tonic when “he wasn’t looking.” He then told police that he “saw this hottie piece of hand leaning on the bar” and the next thing he knew, he was touching himself. “The oddball culprit was one of a number of “predatory masturbators” who were making the bar circuit in the city.