The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

M&M’s And Porn

The police had little difficulty figuring out who broke into the Ravalli Republic‘s newsroom in Montana. Nineteen-year-old Stephan Crane broke the window, got on their computers and watched some porn, then logged onto his own personal MySpace and Facebook pages. He then doused the room with a fire extinguisher. The cops found Crane at his sister’s apartment, following his trail of stolen trail mix and M&Ms to her door. Crane told police that he decided to break in after being drunk and locked out of his sister’s place, and finding a copy of the Ravalli Republic newspaper. He told the cops he had always been curious about what was inside the newsroom.