The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

The Great Marker Disguise

A good disguise is essential for any successful robbery, which is why these two were inspired to hide their face… behind some Sharpie doodles. A man in Iowa called police when he discovered two men wearing hooded sweatshirts and painted faces trying to break into his home. When the police arrived, they found Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, with marker scribbled all over their faces. Why they didn’t opt for ski masks or at least full face paint the world may never know. It could have had something to do with the high amount of alcohol found in their systems.