The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

Dead Man’s High

Five teens broke into a house in Silver Springs, Florida and thought they had hit the jackpot: two vases containing what they believed to be either coke or heroin. The teens happily snorted up their score. The suspects, Waldo Soroa, 19, Matrix Andaluz, 18, and Jose David Diaz Marrero, 19, along with two underage teens, were caught the following week for another robbery. The police found the vases and linked them to the other crime. Turns out that the vases were actually urns, with one containing the remains of the victim’s deceased grandfather and the other his two dogs. Wonder what kind of high they got from that.