The Absolute Worst Dating Fails You’ll Ever Hear
Heroic Mess
Most men would jump at the opportunity to look like the good guy and score some date points. This unfortunate guy saw his opportunity and decided to jump into action but got hit by something else in the process. One word to sum it up: ouch.

They were sitting at an outdoor cafe in the city when a gust of wind blew his date’s sweater off the back of her chair; trying to impress her, he jumped up and into action. He chased it into the street. He picked the sweater up and was feeling like a hero – well, until a cab turned the corner hit him.