The Absolute Worst Dating Fails You’ll Ever Hear

The Klepto

And finally, this kind of goes without even saying but we have to say it: When you date someone, you don’t expect them to slowly steal your stuff. That’s a deal breaker. This guy dated a girl for a month when he started inviting her to stay over. Then, he couldn’t find his glasses the next day; then the next time he went nuts looking for his watch. Then it was his cell phone. He thought he was losing his mind, until…

“One night I insisted we go back to her apt. I found all of my stuff in her underwear drawer while she was in the bathroom. When I confronted her she said I was overreacting.”