The Absolute Worst Dating Fails You’ll Ever Hear

“Expectations”

When you go on a date, you can’t help but have some expectations for how it is going to go. Most people think that a goodnight kiss and planning to see each other again is a good start, while other people have x-rated expectations.

This woman went out on a date with a guy she had been friends with for 2 weeks. After the dinner and movie, he parked in front of a motel: “I asked him what he was doing, and he literally said, ‘I talked to you, listened to you, and took you out on a date. So you’re gonna [expletive] me right?’”