Sexy Selfies Gone Wrong

Most people are a little bit reserved when they’re taking a sexy selfie. People typically want to look good, and want to share their hot photo with a certain special someone. These following people appear to be a lot less concerned with how their intimate snapshots turn out, or who they are distributed to. Behold: Sexy Selfies Gone Wrong!

Getting Taken Out at the Ball Game, Literally

Getting Taken Out at the Ball Game, Literally

Taking a selfie at a baseball field is an activity plenty take part in. Pose in your team colors, and make sure the field is behind you when you snap the photo before sharing to social media. One other thing you should always be aware of is if there are any flying balls coming at you! We don’t know how fast that ball was going, but her timing with this selfie is priceless. Let’s hope it didn’t clock her in the noggin, because that’s one photo she probably wouldn’t have wanted to share with friends.

Getting The Kids Involved

Getting The Kids Involved

Taking a selfie is a sacred act. You must first look around to see if anyone is paying attention because you don’t want to lead others to believe you are a narcissist. Especially innocent kids. Sometimes it doesn’t work out if you don’t make sure you’re alone, and you might just mortify your son or little brother. So embarrassing.

Wait, Before I Wipe

Wait, Before I Wipe

Maybe she thought she was so attractive everyone would pay attention to her face and not notice the fact that her pants are down or that she’s squatting on a toilet. Also, what the heck kind of public bathroom is that? Not a stall or wall in sight! There are a couple of theories here. One is that she sent the pic to a friend, to show off what a weird bathroom she’s using. And then the friend proceeded to share it with a much wider audience. The second theory is that she planned on cropping the photo, because the top part of it is almost nice enough to use on LinkedIn.

The Baby Needs To Eat

The Baby Needs To Eat

The mother’s face says, “I want whoever is seeing this to take me seriously and think that I am one sexy lady.” The baby is saying “Mommy, you’re running low on my food!” One can only guess who this picture was intended for. We gotta say, the mom doesn’t look too happy to have the baby involved in her sexy-time photo shoot. But maybe that’s just her attempt at a come-hither look. At least she gets credit for taking care of business and making sure the baby gets enough to eat. That’s what we call double duty.

Grandma, Will You Move Please

Grandma, Will You Move Please

Maybe the best mirror in the house was in the living room. Regardless, you probably shouldn’t snap underwear selfies with grandma right there in the same room. Hopefully the recipient will find her selfie a whole lot more interesting than grandma seems to. I mean, she’s not even looking up from her paper. She must be used to watching her grandchild shoot nearly-nude selfies in the living room. Who knows, maybe Granny is really into teaching positive body acceptance and frames the sexy selfies to hang them up on the wall of family photos?

Jail Selfies

Jail Selfies

Because who can resist checking in on Facebook while in jail? These are the exact kind of photos you absolutely don’t want to share on social media if you ever have hopes of getting a decent job. I’m sure their parents would absolutely cringe at the sight of this photo. We have to wonder what they were in jail for, though. Must not be something they’re too ashamed about, since they seem pretty smug in this photo they shared with the world and even decided to pose in a sexy manner. Time will tell whether this kind of behavior in jail affected their sentencing.

Hopefully That’s The Cat’s Tail…

Hopefully That’s The Cat’s Tail…

Back in 2008, Obama became our new president. Also in 2008 (according to the photo’s timestamp), this woman took a photo with her bare legs spread. This isn’t quite considered a selfie, but whoever took this photo of this girl did either a terrible job or a hilarious job. You may notice some suspicious looking fur between the woman’s legs. Thankfully, that fur belongs to a cat. The question is whether this photo was posed intentionally or not! The answer to that question dictates whether we give a thumbs up or a thumbs down to this selfie.

Where Is A Razor When You Need One?

Where Is A Razor When You Need One?

This young lady is primed for a sexy picture and is all ready to go. She’s got the bra showing with her tongue out and those eyes that stare deeply into the camera, penetrating your soul. Whoops, forgot about that bush in her armpit. Judging by her hairstyle, it looks like this woman might be a flower child or at least a little bit of a noncomformist. In that case, it’s pretty expected that her armpits have some hair in them. Let’s hope she is able to meet like-minded people who don’t mind a little bit of the natural on their women.

Sexy Photobomb

Sexy Photobomb

The outfit the woman in the front is wearing says she’s ready to go out somewhere and have some fun. Judging by that old-school camera, she is probably planning on posting this on MySpace. Too bad she wasn’t technologically advanced enough to know PhotoShop so she could crop this photo before sharing it for all the world to see. I’m sure her friend or sister in the background, who’s ready to chow down on a corn dog, would have appreciated this photo remaining private as well. This is one of the funniest unintentional “sexy photobombs” we’ve ever seen!

Pregnant And Still Workin’ It For The Camera

Pregnant And Still Workin’ It For The Camera

Many women like snapping selfies to show their pregnancy progress as the baby develops. However, this woman’s portrait comes off as trying to be more sexy than preggo. The frontal view, combined with the boobs out, stomach out, and duck lips is not a good combo here. Especially when you notice the messy bathroom she’s in, which looks like a tornado has recently come through. Let’s hope the person this woman intended this “sexy” photo for enjoyed it, at least. How it ended up on social media is another question altogether.

Something Strange is Happening Here

Something Strange is Happening Here

This sexy selfie has us scratching our heads, big-time. Either the woman’s dress is too small for her or her lady parts are too big for the dress. Whichever one it is, this selfie took a turn in the wrong direction the moment she decided to take it. Seriously, was this dress ever a good idea? Better to let it go as a one-night bad decision than snap a selfie and share it for digital eternity! We’re also a little curious whether she went out in public wearing that contraption, because it looks like it might bust at the seams any second!

The Mirror Caught It All

The Mirror Caught It All

And here’s yet another selfie taker who was caught with her pants down. At least in this one, she attempts to hide the fact that she’s sitting on the royal throne. From the chest up this is a very cute picture. The mirror just had to ruin it all for her. She may never recreate that charming smile again. Imagine the horror she felt after hitting “send” or “post” and realizing that she had just shared a toilet picture with the world? Hope she has a good sense of humor and can laugh this selfie screwup off.

This Grandpa Is Awesome

This Grandpa Is Awesome

This grandfather deserves some serious credit for dissing the self-obsessed culture of sharing sexy selfies on social media. And his diss came in the form of one brilliant photo that summarizes everything obnoxious about this culture. We’re betting that this guy has grown tired of watching his teenaged (or older) grandkids constantly taking photos of themselves in front of the mirror and decided to take a picture showing them exactly how ridiculous they look. The vintage phone is a hilarious touch! If this guy is single, he should use this photo on dating sites. The older women love a man with a sense of humor!

Oh, My Turdness

Oh, My Turdness

Her outfit says sexy. The pouty look she is giving to the camera also says sexy. The open toilet right there… not so much. That glaring little detail just says stinky. Is she trying to fool people with this one, or did she simply not notice the enormous piece of flotsam cruising around in the toilet bowl? This is a very important lesson for everyone. Double and triple check what’s around you before you snap a selfie! Unless the person you are sending it to doesn’t care about hygiene or is even “into” seeing that kind of thing. Ugh.

A Sweet Pose With Her Unborn

A Sweet Pose With Her Unborn

(That’s sarcasm, people) For this selfie, let’s just agree that she is indeed pregnant. Pregnant with an attitude too. This mother-to-be felt compelled to throw in the bird for added effect. Her tongue is out also, already setting a great example for her child who just might stumble across this in the future. One other comment about this one: isn’t that leg-up pose a little bit dangerous given just how heavily pregnant she is? Perhaps putting your unborn child in harm’s way for the sake of a selfie just isn’t worth it. Priorities, you know.

Not While the Door’s Open

Not While the Door’s Open

Girl-on-girl action is already a pretty hot sight. Here, one of them is pictured with her mouth open and eyes wide in a surprised manner, while the other girl has her eyes closed passionately. Great shot, right! An outstanding shot like this would be hard to find fault with. Oops, we spoke too soon. There’s a guy in the background taking a big old number two. The rest of the photo is completely ruined now. Not only that, but the deuce-dropper does not look too happy about being exposed or photographed in his compromising position.

This One Is Deadly. Deadly Selfish.

This One Is Deadly. Deadly Selfish.

Trying to be cute at the funeral home is almost as bad, if not worse, than trying to snap a selfie while at the jail house. Of course, this selfie-lover could very well be at the funeral for moral support, but it appears that she is just bored or fishing for likes on Facebook. To each his (her) own, but next time she should try and be more respectful. If she is not a member of the family, or at least a close friend, this post could be seen as very uncaring and selfish.

Right by the Trap

Right by the Trap

For one second let’s not acknowledge that disgusting fly trap hanging from the ceiling. This is a high caliber selfie. She has the pose down, a revealing and flattering outfit and a sexy face. Her body and style are all up to par. But she had to go and ruin a perfectly seductive selfie by posing next to something completely disgusting. Sadly, she just had to do it right next to a whole bunch of hanging dead insects. Aren’t you supposed to replace those things on a regular basis? I’ve never seen so many flies in one place in my life. Better luck next time.

Let Him Get Out Of The Way First

Let Him Get Out Of The Way First

There’s a really nice and pretty smile on this good-looking girl here. It also looks like someone in the background is desperately trying to get out of the photo! Escape is pretty difficult since he’s pretty much stuck to the toilet seat for the time being. It’s not very classy to take a photo while someone else is in the background sitting on the toilet. You almost wonder if she took this picture intentionally to get back at the guy. Either way, he’d better be prepared to say hi to the internet!

Eating Good Around Here

Eating Good Around Here

It’s not polite to ask a woman if she is pregnant. Ever. This is one of those etiquette rules that doesn’t have any exceptions. Well, apparently, the person who posted the question doesn’t really care for manners. Good thing this girl has a positive attitude and reveals that the reason her belly has a bump is due to her eating choices. It’s not clear whether she’s serious or joking about having a “food baby” since she is rubbing her tummy the way pregnant women do. Also, be sure notice the photo bomb from the man over her shoulder.

Outright Disrespect In The Mouse’s House

Outright Disrespect In The Mouse’s House

Minnie has come to play, everyone! Minnie must be trying on this outfit for a costume party. We have to admit, she looks pretty darn hot in that getup. But she overlooked one pretty big detail when she snapped this selfie. It looks like whoever that guy is in the background (a brother? Boyfriend?) is not very happy about this impromptu photo shoot. Next time she wants to shoot a selfie, this Minnie Mouse needs to make sure there isn’t someone taking the browns to the Super Bowl right in her camera’s frame.

Come On And Help, Grandma!

Come On And Help, Grandma!

This entire scene is pretty confusing. Why would anyone attempt a sexy pose with their grandma directly behind them? It’s a mystery to us. The girl also appears to be grinding her rear end into her grandma’s lap… no appropriate words to describe that. And she’s also doing a half squat and if you look closely it appears that her grandma is even helping her lift up her already-short shirt. This is a very unusual selfie right here. Maybe this particular photo should be called “It’s a Family Affair”. Probably not “World’s Greatest Granddaughter”.

I’m Very, Very Serious, Bro

I’m Very, Very Serious, Bro

A lot is going on in these photos (enough that other passengers photographed the entire thing). This serious man could either be taking a potential profile picture for Tinder or another social media site. Or it’s also possible that the Marvel super villain Killgrave (who has mind control powers) ordered this dude to make himself look like a donkey on the subway while taking a super-serious selfie. The concentration on his face is next level. Fellow passengers were probably wondering when this guy was going to snap and go on some kind of rampage.

What Are You Doing, Mommy?

What Are You Doing, Mommy?

There are a couple of things wrong here. First, the mirror is a disgrace to clean mirrors everywhere. You can barely even see a reflection in it. Second, there are not one, but two children witnessing their mother snapping half-naked photos of her rear end. Now, it’s great to show your children that you’re proud of your body… no shame here! But taking selfies (presumably intended to share with a sexual partner) in front of them is a completely different monster. For the sake of her kids, this woman needs to reevaluate some selfie choices here.

With Dad In The Back, Of Course

With Dad In The Back, Of Course

Not one care was given the moment this picture was taken. She’s tugging down on her short shorts and looking seductive as you can get, but a big belly is in the background. Could be her father’s or could even be her boyfriend’s, no matter who, it should not have made the cut. We’re a little concerned by the trend of people who don’t seem to mind getting down and dirty while in direct view (even in the same room, at times) of family members from their own children to their grandchildren.

Hairy Was Her Name

Hairy Was Her Name

What is with these people who seem to love giving the camera the bird? That isn’t even the real issue at hand. You simply can’t ignore the fact that this woman has more hair on her chest than some men. The cleavage would have been a good look if it were not for that hairy trail of despair. Perhaps it is that hair that’s led her to have a less-than-bubbly demeanor and why she does things like flipping off the camera. It’d probably get real old having people comment on your body hair all the time.

Someone Is Peeking In On The Fun

Someone Is Peeking In On The Fun

We have a classic situation here: four girls in one bathroom. Why do they always have to go to the bathroom together, anyway? In this photo, it looks like a possible sleepover is going on, or they might be in a sorority. Either way, the girls summed up the courage to take a group selfie in their underwear. But although it appears they thought things were safe, they certainly weren’t. Someone is lurking right around the corner. Is it one of the girl’s brothers? A friend who wasn’t invited to join in the photo fun? A serial killer who broke into the sorority house? Yikes to all those theories — that person looks downright creepy!

Here Son, Take this Picture

Here Son, Take this Picture

Here we have “Booty” and the “Beast” cuddled up for a really nice, sexy photo op. Or is this an elaborate baby selfie? Look in the mirror and you’ll see that a child (still in diapers) is taking over as the cameraman and winning the award for the best son. Is this appropriate? Probably not, seeing that the mom is wearing a thong and the two people are in a pretty passionate embrace. But hey, you do you. You’re the only one who knows what works for you, and if you’re not afraid of permanently traumatizing your kid… that’s OK. We guess.

Getting Grandma In On The Action

Getting Grandma In On The Action

Here’s my theory on this photo. This girl wanted to have a little fun with her grandmother, so decided to teach her all about taking a good selfie. In the process, she ended up actually asking Grandma to help her get into “sexy” poses, like the one above where granny is helping her lift her leg up. Perhaps she thought Grandma would get a kick out of this shared activity, but she looks less than thrilled in this shot. Hopefully they found some more age-appropriate activities to bond over after this failed photo shoot.

Even The Famous Aren’t Immune

Even The Famous Aren’t Immune

Nope, even big household names like “Geraldo Rivera” are drawn to the art of creating and sharing flattering selfies. In this case, the veteran reporter and talk show host probably wanted to show off his body, which is pretty impressive given that he’s in his 70s. His fans were shocked by this photo, though, which he later deleted. He said being drunk and lonely led to the decision to post the unprofessional selfie. In an interview, he explained… “[a]nd you just sit around, I had a drink and, you know, I had taken that picture Saturday morning and I was looking at it, just going through and I said ‘you know, I gotta tweet this thing. I look pretty good for a 70-year-old.’”

Showing All The Right Things

Showing All The Right Things

Once again, the mirror reveals all. That is definitely a sexy bra and she has the makeup to match. But she overlooked something pretty major. Judging by the seductive pose, she probably did not intend to show people what she looks like below her chest. This picture is exactly why people shouldn’t judge their own appearances too harshly against their friends’ selfies. The woman in this photo was holding a very unnatural pose and gave the impression that she was in much better shape than she was. This is very misleading but is increasingly common as social media continues to blow up!

Who Needs Toilet Paper When You Look Like This?

Who Needs Toilet Paper When You Look Like This?

Someone sitting (fully dressed) on the edge of a toilet with a seductive pose is not something you see all the time. Also, this could very well be her submission for a Charmintoilet paper ad. Why is this woman she holding the toilet paper up like that while staring at us in that way? And is that toilet gilded in gold? If it is, there’s a good chance this selfie-taker was at Trump Tower and simply wanted a special souvenir of his lavish accommodations. It’s a long shot but hey, weirder things have happened.

When Lecture Isn’t Doing It For You

When Lecture Isn’t Doing It For You

Let’s not make this a trend, please. Taking a selfie with your Mac while in class is not a good idea. Whoever is around you can clearly see it happening and it is not just distracting, it’s also embarrassing for the person caught doing it! Here, the student got caught and by the size of the camera, she may have noticed someone taking a picture of her taking a selfie. No word on whether this photo perpetrator ever found out that she was the butt of her classmates’ jokes for this selfie.

Off to Another Funeral

Off to Another Funeral

Wow, this class act was so proud of this selfie that she even made it her default picture on Facebook and other social media. No respect is being shown here, which makes you wonder if she even knew the person who lost their life. She could have been slicker and just uploaded it without saying where she was headed. Or she could have just kept it to herself like most decent and respectful people do. At least we can hope that the family of the deceased wasn’t forced to see her selfish and tasteless hashtags.

So Much Disaster Here

So Much Disaster Here

For starters, what is on her teeth? Is that chocolate on her teeth? Or is she MISSING that tooth? It’s really hard to tell in this low-quality image, but it is clear that she’s wearing a “Hustler” shirt. Meanwhile, her friend looks half-drunk there and has clearly overdone it with the self tanner. The girl with the dental issues completely ruins the sexy look her friend was aiming for, due to her mouth being wide open like she’s waiting for a grape to be thrown in. This is yet another picture worthy of a cropping job.

Odd Selfie Indeed

Odd Selfie Indeed

The woman laying down taking the selfie appears to have good looks. She clearly has a nice body. But what on earth is she trying to photograph in that position, with her legs up in the air and crossed at the ankles? Our best guess is that she’s attempting to get a snapshot of her most intimate parts but it’s a little hard to imagine why she’d take such a private photo in a very public place. Also, who do you think she was going to send the pic to? Her doctor? She caught the attention of at least one other beach-goer.

Chocolate Syrup Man

Chocolate Syrup Man

Ladies, simmer down out there. There’s enough of him to go around and plenty of Hershey’s syrup available at the store too. We’re praying that this was a private picture intended for a lucky someone. If that was the case, it’s interesting to wonder how it ended up plastered all over the internet for everyone to see! One more comment… does Chocolate Syrup Man’s phone not have a better “focus” button? The blurred aspect of the photo makes the chocolate look a little like something else… something you wouldn’t want smeared all over your chest or any other body part.

Why Did They Have To Ruin It? Or Did They?

Why Did They Have To Ruin It? Or Did They?

This was close to being a great selfie indeed. This woman has the sexy look on point. But the person in charge of taking this picture should have all privileges revoked for life. Did he or she not notice the two standing in the background? Those two were probably admiring how stunning she was looking that day. In another theory, this photo was taken exactly because the two bystanders are in the shot. It’s pretty funny if you think about it, a sexy selfie with two very unattractive gawkers in the back. At least the photographer left the strangers’ faces off before releasing this pic to the internet.

One Last Pregnant look

One Last Pregnant look

We’ve already come to the conclusion that sexy pregnant selfies are a no-no. Between the outfit and the pose, we’re hoping this was strictly for the baby’s daddy’s eyes only. While many people would ‘like’ a pregnant selfie, we feel like this one crosses the line! The only way this one passes is if she’s simply joking around. Which she might be… she does appear to be laughing. Maybe she’s making fun of her unsexy “condition” by going for a high-school-era Britney Spears getup, going so far as to show off her extended belly button. Either way, this photo should have remained off the internet for sure.

Let’s Stand In The Toilet

Let’s Stand In The Toilet

Rounding off our list is this lucky individual. The obvious question we must ask is why is she standing in the toilet? Adding to that is, why does it look like there are two toilets in there? The answer is probably that one of the two devices you see is a bidet. Bidets are specialized plumbing features used in various parts of the world, and they’re used to clean certain “intimate” body parts. Most people consider bidets to be closer to sinks than toilets. That still doesn’t answer the question of why she’s standing in it. Hmmm.