People That Can’t Hang At Parties

Partying has been around since the dawn of man. What once started as singing and dancing around a fire has now devolved into full-blown debauchery. For most people, a night of partying consists of having a few drinks, hanging out with friends, and maybe making a few questionable decisions. For others, it’s all or nothing. Here’s a list of people that haven’t figured out the whole partying thing yet.

THAT Guy

THAT Guy

Play Edward 40 oz hands they said, it would be fun they said. I’m sure that’s exactly what this man said to himself moments before he fell into this booze-induced sleep. Although he seems old enough to be putting diapers on his own children, looks like he should have put one on himself before he left the house.