Hillbillies really are a breed of their own. They live in their own secluded communities, do things that most other people turn their heads at, and don’t care what anybody thinks. What may seem taboo for most people could be a typical day in the life of a redneck. However, no matter your view on this style of living, you have to admit that they gift the world with some pretty hilarious creations, pictures, and videos. Take a gander at some of the craziest pictures of hillbillies doing their thing on the Internet.
Ever seen a beer can flamethrower?
Looks like this bride decided to skip out on paying for a fancy caterer at her wedding and took matters into her own hands. Luckily she got herself a nice turkey which should be sufficient to feed more than a few people, depending on the size of her wedding.
Not only is she showing off her fresh and clean wedding dress, but she’s also sporting her camouflage hat with her matching boots. Hopefully, this photo ends up on the mantel of her and her husband’s home.
Although this may seem a little on the odd side, these three guys are laughing at everyone else who is looking for a way to beat the heat. All they needed were some trash bags, some water, and a little ingenuity, and now they have a pool to enjoy.
While this may not be the most ecologically-friendly solution for cooling off, it’s clear that isn’t on the list of their priorities. We just hope they switch out the water every once in a while.
Prom Done Right
Looks like these three girls have had enough with boys, so they decided to go to the prom with their very own chickens. Surely, their fathers were relieved by this decision and only requests that they bring home the chickens before curfew so they can sit down as a family and have a nice chicken dinner.
We’re not sure how great these chickens are at dancing but we can guarantee they were probably the talk of the whole school.
There’s no doubt that this guy is the captain of this thrown-together ship. Even though it’s apparently made out of trash, it isn’t sinking, and it looks like a fair amount of thought went into it.
Clearly, it can float at least two people, and it even looks like the two people can paddle to generate power. They better hope nothing happens, because chances are there’s no way they’re getting that thing out from underwater.
Not The Safest, But It’ll Work
We can’t say for sure, but it looks like somebody managed to make a hot tub using a flaming trash can and a plastic pool. We have no idea how it works, but you can never doubt the power of creativity when it comes to these things.
It might be wise to move that vintage car away from the premises because if something goes wrong they’re not just going to lose a trash can and an inflatable pool. We respect the engineering, however.
Don’t Mess With This Guy
Flamethrowers and rednecks go hand in hand, just add Budweiser to the mix and you have a match made in heaven. We’re not sure why, but for some reason, people like this are some of the best makeshift engineers out there. With some of the inventions they create, it’s surprising that none of them have been recruited by NASA yet.
That being said, we don’t think that we’d want this guy waving his Budweiser flamethrower around us. These people seem to trust him through.
Coming up: Most people try to avoid doing a bellyflop…
Bobbing For What?
Most people bob for apples during the Halloween season, but it appears that these people prefer to bob for pig feet under the blistering heat of the sun. Now, which one sounds more appealing to you?
To top it all off, we can only guess that the water in that bucket is hot at this point, therefore making the situation that much worse. While you couldn’t pay most people to do this, it looks like these people are doing it voluntarily. To each their own!
If there’s one thing that brings a family closer together, it’s matching mullets. Well, there’s no shortage of that here, and they look as happy as can be. Of course, maybe not the little boy, because he doesn’t seem to know what’s going on.
All we can hope is that this was their Christmas card, and they can put everyone else’s families to shame. They must have been planning this for a long time if all of their hair is almost the exact length.
Beach First, Rodeo Later
Now, this is something that you don’t see every day. We’re not sure who this person’s shoemaker is, but we need to get into contact with them straight away. This girl must be the life of the party strutting around at backyard parties and rodeos in those babies.
They’re probably a great conversation piece, except, chances are everyone is going to want to try them on, which might prove to be difficult. There is literally no terrain this woman won’t be able to handle in these.
We’re not sure what’s going on here, but it looks like some sort of mud belly flop competition, and we’re here for it. This woman’s form is incredibly impressive, and it appears she’s going to fully commit, something that not everybody is willing to do.
By the looks of it, that mud pit isn’t very deep, so we hope that she doesn’t get hurt pulling off this extreme stunt. We’re sure the crowd is going to end up going wild.
Wait until you see all these farmer’s tans…
Nothing Screams Class Like A Shirtless Vest
Granted, most people dress to look their best on their wedding day, but it looks like this couple and their wedding party decided to keep it casual. It looks like they decided to wear the least amount of clothing possible, while still staying true to their own unique style.
Although it may not be traditional, the bride is still wearing white and the groom managed to put on a bow tie, even though he’s not wearing a tuxedo. It also appears that they have green wristbands to distinguish who’s old enough to drink.
Hazard Coming Up
Most prom pictures feature two teens awkwardly posing next to each other all dressed up in their rented suits and dresses. This couple decided to shake things up and wear orange hunting hats just in case people won’t be able to spot them in the crowd.
On top of that, instead of taking a picture in front of someone’s pool or nice backyard, they opted to pose in front of a truck with a John Deere sticker on it. What a time to be alive.
A Mardi Gras Like No Other
The tradition of giving out colorful beads is often associated with Mardi Gras in New Orleans, but these people decided to take their beads to the next level. Instead of leaving them plain or using them as typical decorations, they decided to add shotgun shells and chewing tobacco cans, a redneck’s dream.
In order to have made all of these, a lot of shotguns shells needed to have been fired and a lot of tobacco chewed. We’re worried what you have to do to earn one of these.
Just The Family Dog
A lot of people take family portraits every few years and include their animals. They are part of the family, after all. However, it appears this family has a different definition than most as to what constitutes a pet.
It might take you a second to realize it at first, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that one of the men in the back is holding up an opossum. The boy in the front doesn’t look like he’s too comfortable with it behind him either.
Farmer Tans Unite!
Here, we have a wedding party that decided it might be a little too hot for sleeves on this fine wedding day. So, what better idea than to just cut them all off so they can all show off their farmer’s tans in solidarity.
It could be that the groom just wanted to show off his tattoo, but who knows. The marriage officiant must be jealous of all the shirtless guys considering he’s wearing sleeves and it looks pretty humid. He’s going to have quite the story to tell.
“She Better Be Home By 10”
All this couple wanted to do was take a nice prom picture before heading out for their big night. Yet, that wasn’t going to happen on this dad’s watch. He probably insisted that he go and grab his hunting rifle, making a point to take off his shirt.
Even the little brother got involved, taking off his own shirt and scurrying up into the tree. Luckily, the hunting rifle matches the date’s clothing, making it particularly aesthetically pleasing.
If it’s hot enough, just about nothing can keep people out of a body of water. Looks like these people are enjoying some lukewarm Budweiser while completely ignoring the sign that says “no swimming allowed.”
They better hope that there’s nothing actually wrong with that water or some of them may have to see the local doctor. Chances are, that water is a nearby town’s water supply, so that’s unfortunate. You just can’t stop rednecks!
Where Are They?
With all that camouflage, these two love birds aren’t going to have to worry about getting spotted for the rest of the night. They blend right in with their surroundings, so they will be invisible out on the dance floor.
We need to know whose idea it was to go to prom in matching camo, but either way, they both seem to be enjoying it. In our opinion, they look like they’re on their way to the Jersey Shore more than anywhere else.
Kings Of The Porch
It’s clear that these two have been enjoying each other’s company on this particular porch for years. They probably always sit in the same spots and gossip about all of the drama in the neighborhood.
While the guy on the left looks like he’s trying to get a little color on his stomach, the guy on the right should probably put on a shirt or invest in some sunscreen. That’s going to hurt later.
Now There’s A Great Idea
You’re not at a real hillbilly bash if there isn’t a makeshift hot tub somewhere on the premises. While some can be quite creative, this one is straight to the point and is probably as dangerous as it gets.
One false movement and both of those guys might find themselves sitting in a fire pit. Also, we can only imagine how hot the bottom of that bathtub is considering that the bottom of it is literally engulfed in flames. Party on, hillbillies!