The Most Embarrassing SFW Pics To End Up Online

Embarrassing photos… just the thought of them makes you cringe, doesn’t it? But sometimes we all just need to step back, take a good look, and laugh at ourselves.

How Long Was He Stuck Like This?

How Long Was He Stuck Like This?

Let’s take a quick peek at these embarrassing pics and see if we all can’t remember that one day it could be us included in one of these funny/cringe-worthy photos.

Karate Kid Soaked

Karate Kid Soaked

This super flexible kid just wanted to show her martial arts skills. Unfortunately for her, her dog wanted to get in on the action. After all, dogs have been doing this flexible trick since like, forever. I’m sure it’s thinking “No mere human will show me up. I’ll wee on her leg just to show her who’s boss.”

Stuck in a Situation

Stuck in a Situation

Yes, it’s probably happened to all of us before: sitting out in the hot sun, disoriented and just wanting to reach into your cooler for a nice cold one. And then it happens: “Stuck Chair.” Oh, the humility, the shame of it all. Spinning around and around in circles, thinking you’ll be forever stuck that way when along comes someone hot to save the day, you wish you’d sink into the sand.

Nature Calls

Nature Calls

Ah, love. It makes the world go ’round. Although I’m sure the little girl in this photo didn’t think she’d have a couple of exhibitionists hogging their way into her photo. Such showoffs, these two. Hopefully, the little girl isn’t still scarred (or scared to death) when she looks at this photo once in a while.

Cracked Glass

Cracked Glass

You gotta admit; we’ve all been there before. We just make sure there’s not a camera around to get a snap of us playing the “Plumber’s Blues.” At least this pic is colorful. I wonder how long it is before the woman realizes her photo has one of the famous “Roxy Cracks” in it?

I Feel Cold

I Feel Cold

Although this is just an optical illusion, you have to admit it’s pretty cool. It’s funny how the most benign photo can become one of the funniest. Light and shadow seem to make quite a “splash” sometimes, especially where one isn’t supposed to be. Either that, or they really did manage to wet themselves.

At Least They’re Coordinated

At Least They’re Coordinated

I’m guessing Mid-West here. This handsome family was really on the money when they posed for this most excellent snap. I never would’ve guessed they made matching family clothes. I wonder where you can find such a thing as that, anyway? Sears, or one of those places you used to be able to buy stuff with trading stamps?

Rock On

Rock On

I would say these are some excellent parents. They let their kids be kids, and keep their individuality. Or maybe this is the adopted one. Or the cousin from out of town. Either way, this family wasn’t going to be stopped. I just wish the kid would’ve smiled at least. Or taken a bath.

Tease Me, Tease Me

Tease Me, Tease Me

I don’t know what this photo reminds me of more; “Miami Vice” or those Ewok things from the Star Wars movies. Maybe owls? One could easily imagine the massive amounts of hair care products that went into the creation of this pic alone. I’d estimate the cost was more than three or four Third World nations.

The Grande Licker

The Grande Licker

Ariana Grande. Just being her would be embarrassing enough. But no, this little wanna-be would rather we all forget how she made a Class-A a** of herself by ranting that She Hates America and Hates Americans in a donut shop in 2015. She even started licking several donuts that were going on sale before the donut shop opened for the day, thinking no one was watching.

Deliverance Meets Baywatch

Deliverance Meets Baywatch

Yes, the picture does look like Ned Beatty’s revenge from the movie Deliverance. Even though a picture tells a thousand stories, it doesn’t mean that any of those stories are true. But one thing photos are good for is capturing the perspective of something, whether good or bad, happy or sad.

Alien Conspiracy

Alien Conspiracy

I might be mistaken, but I believe this is footage of the clearest images yet of aliens. See how the one in the back has its arms around the other two? Clearly, she’s the leader, her human hostage still in some sort of trance. I also see the human is being forced to hold the hand of the other alien offspring. Can’t anyone see this is an elaborate cover-up? Help that human.

Uh, Grandma?

Uh, Grandma?

Yep, that’s really his grandmother. Yep, she’s really got a good hold of him. I think it was actually a dance pose gone horribly wrong, but it makes for a hilarious pic. Though granny isn’t the only questionable one in this pic. The grandson seems to be, well, mighty “close” to the guy that’s sort of laying with his head next to his crotch. Just saying.

Uh, Daddy?

Uh, Daddy?

Remember the movie National Lampoon’s Vacation way back when? Well, that’s what this photo reminds me of. In the movie, the main characters, a family called the Griswolds set off on a vacation and decide to stop by some of their relatives who happen to be hillbillies in the finest sense of the word. One of the backwoods daughters proudly tells one of her Griswold cousins that “My daddy says I can french kiss better than anybody.

Bey Down, Bey Down

Bey Down, Bey Down

The Queen is down. I repeat, the Queen is down! This particular photo was seen (and felt) around the world. Beyoncé tripped herself up somehow and managed to do a Humpty Dumpty on stage at one of her concerts. But fear not. Ever the professional that she truly is, Beyoncé popped up faster than a groundhog and kept on performing as if she had only passed gas.

The Queen Reloaded

The Queen Reloaded

Queen Bey, aka Beyoncé Knowles, has a knack for getting into all sorts of trouble during her live performances. A trip here, a flat-out fall there, even a tumble down a staircase. Yet every time, Queen Bey rises like a phoenix from the flames, ready to keep on singing forever and ever more. This time she managed to somehow get part of her mane sucked into a fan onstage while singing. Her panicked servants worked feverishly to get her locks free. Bey just kept on singing like getting your hair sucked into a fan happened every day.

Not to be Outdone – Queen of Pop Takes a Royal Tumble

Not to be Outdone – Queen of Pop Takes a Royal Tumble

If you’re gonna fall off the stage, do it royally. The Queen of Pop Madonna has been around since there were vinyl records. She’s done it all, including taking her share of royal tumbles. In this case, it wasn’t her fault. It seems her assistant tied her cape too tight and she couldn’t get it off on time before her dancers were scheduled to pull it off. Off the stage and onto the floor she went. All of the UK gasped. Being the true ultimate star that she is, Madonna rose up and carried on, to the delight all those watching. A true queen knows how to finish.

OMG Becky

OMG Becky

I’m not sure what I’m looking at here. I mean, did this person simply forget to pull up her pants after going to tinkle? Yes, that must be it, that has to be it. If that’s not the case, then this is some weird optical illusion that I’m viewing. Can pants shrink? I mean while wearing them?? OK, I’m in some serious denial here, I admit it. Oh my God Becky.

Master of Yoga

Master of Yoga

I really can’t say too much about this gentleman. He is more flexible than I have ever been. Or ever will be, now that I think about it. I gotta admit though I simply don’t understand the…shorts. At first, I thought it was one of those diaper things I’ve heard about. He’s smiling, so I doubt if there’s any real pain. I do wonder though if a person can feel anything after being stretched out like that. I’m also a little curious about how he got back up.

Muddy Beach, Let’s Get Married

Muddy Beach, Let’s Get Married

Let me just say it right now. One of these people will have some form of STI by the time the tide comes back in, guaranteed. Their parents must have been so proud to arrive at this reception. Or is this the wedding? I’m not even sure how one would be able to remove the garter. What was the bouquet? I’m guessing it was a beach pail half full of more mud.

Wife – The Definition

Wife – The Definition

Yes I agree, it’s staged. But it’s the best-staged photo I’ve ever seen. An ode to simpler times, when “Obey” was included in the wedding vows, and when women were expected to not only fix this vehicle but to cook, clean, bear children, iron clothes, make sure lunch was made, etc. Now the men are just lucky enough to get a Hot Pocket heading out to work, LOL.

A Wee Too Much

A Wee Too Much

I wonder if she’s thinking she was made to be like this. Life of the party. Ultimate party girl, the one people want to be around all night long. Still hot enough that the guys stare at her, especially the two blokes in the pic. Cracking jokes, boozing it up with the girls and still able to take pics with the gang until the cows come home. What a night! But what’s this? Is it…could it be…wee? But…but I thought it was ME?

Pancake Anyone?

Pancake Anyone?

Miss Jolie, Miss Jolie, over here! Yes, it does happen. A celebrity sometimes takes a bad pic. In this actresses case, a really bad pic. It’s not entirely her fault from what I hear. In certain cases, the lights from some cameras mixed with the base some people use for applying makeup will interact and lead to a powder-bomb like illusion on camera. In real life, you couldn’t tell the difference. On camera, it leads others to believe you let your toddler apply your makeup for you. Either way, The Addam’s Family Values apply.

The Beastly Bride

The Beastly Bride

Unknown species? Mythological beast? This is one of those perfect shots that would make others think that you’ve decided to buck the trend on traditional marriage and think outside the box. It reminds me of that movie Jason and The Argonauts. Either way, the groom has got some explaining to do with his family if he really did mail-order this thing from some strange remote island.

Classy? I’ll Show You Classy

Classy? I’ll Show You Classy

I don’t care what y’all think, this pic is hot. I mean, look at me for goodness sake. Am I not purty? Am I not sophistication y’all? Am I not music video material? Y’all just some jealous haters that’s all. What? That old thing? I’m happy y’all noticed that. Why that’s an, uh (think girl, think), vintage chandelier. It’s an heirloom handed down through the family for years now. It’s supposed to hang like that. I admit it’s a little sticky, but with my glamorous life, I’ve not yet found time to have it cleaned. Y’all.

Belieb in Life After Bond

Belieb in Life After Bond

Try as he might, the Bieb can’t have been more embarrassed than he was when he appeared in court after doing something stupid yet again. Why rich people put themselves through such humiliation in the first place defies logic. I guess it’s in their DNA. “I’m worth hundreds of millions, how dare you haul me into court, I’m above the law”, etc, etc. Well, after he was seen and heard crying his eyes out like a four-year-old girl afterward, the Bieb might still be rich, but lost what little respect and credibility he had, except with four-year-old girls.

Life After Death Experience

Life After Death Experience

Fear. I’ll show you fear! Imagine having a small planet collide with the Earth. You’re helpless to only watch as its path comes ever closer to possibly ending your life and the life of untold others. The total devastation, the absolute destruction — your world faces planetary-wide extinction. You cringe and try to cover your head. But it’s no use. It’s time. You join the throngs of other people, make your peace and accept your fate. All you can hope for now is a little dignity and a quick and painless death.

No Nightmare is Too Small

No Nightmare is Too Small

You see, kids? This is why you go to school. This is why you stay awake in English class. Or at the least get a phone with a good spell-checker. I’m sure once someone told either the customer or the tattoo artist that something wasn’t quite right, they each blamed each other for the mistake. But in the end, like in a lot of situations, it takes two to make this kind of mistake. Maybe they should have stayed in math class “too.”

You’ve Been Found Guilty

You’ve Been Found Guilty

See what happens when you let someone in Juvenile Detention give you a tattoo? And what’s with the image of Death underneath? Something with no legs that carries a scythe around? I think the only one that will “juge” him is spell-check. The States can legalize all the drugs they want, but as you can tell, that doesn’t tend to make anyone smarter.

There Must Be an Angel

There Must Be an Angel

Some little girl definitely did not get to fulfill her fantasy when she was smaller. Maybe she never got to play when she was a kid. Ever. Or perhaps she became obsessed over Disney movies. I don’t know. What I do know is that you don’t go to prom dressed as a pink angel. You don’t go ANYWHERE dressed as a pink angel. EVER.

No

No

Family pet. Great. Let’s go take a pic with the family. Would you like that? Would you boy? OK, come on. I’m sure the dog thought it was going to be a good day, and from his perspective, I’m sure it was. But as I’m sure you can tell from the pic, it was probably the last time he was invited for family photo day. Or maybe it was the husband who wasn’t invited. The world may never know.

Austin, is That You?

Austin, is That You?

Wow. Just…WOW. I never thought Austin Powers really existed. I’ve also never seen a cat as a prom date. This is by far the creepiest thing I’ve seen in a very long time. A cat for a prom date, a tiger on the wall, an apparently very scared and confused woman sitting next to Austin. All that and a cheap couch to boot. And Austin doesn’t look all that happy. And a cat for a prom date. Really.

The Devil, You Say

The Devil, You Say

Proms have always been weird. I actually think these two look pretty cool, high school prom be damned. I wonder what he’s using to keep those horns on his head? I mean, at least they look interested in each other, not like the Austin Powers couple from before. I bet the chaperone’s stayed as far away from these two as possible. I also bet no one from the prom drank the punch after these two served themselves.

How Sweetly Stupid

How Sweetly Stupid

Say what you want about this young man. I think he’s great. Yes, he’s not the smartest one from his village, but he’s still amazing to me. There must be an epidemic or massive shortage of spell-check machines going around. Maybe they are too expensive where he hails from. He loves his mom and that’s enough for me. I wonder if cute/stupid is a breed or a trait?

Is That a Storm Shelter?

Is That a Storm Shelter?

I’m sure her parents think this is a cute shot or something, but the only thing I can think of is a severe form of diaper rash. And that water has got to be freezing. Now potty training I understand, but this has been taken to the limit. I would think the poor little thing won’t remember anything about this incident, but that’s what the internet is here for. To make sure she will never, ever be able to forget.

Accessible?

Accessible?

I’m sure this person was headed to their local Walmart for an eye examination or something. They probably can only see colors. They thought they were parking in one of those accessible spots and didn’t think anything of it when they couldn’t open their doors. Just go out the back they thought, trying to figure out why anyone would have bars installed in the accessible parking area. Yeah, I’m sure that’s what they were thinking.

Komodo Escapes to The Beach

Komodo Escapes to The Beach

This one actually made me physically ill to look at it for too long. How this person has lived for as long as she has is beyond me of any other form of modern medical science. That’s cute, the boy thinks he’s playing with a Komodo dragon, trying to mimic its tongue movements and everything. SPF people, SPF!

The Christmas Family Photo

The Christmas Family Photo

The painful memories of embarrassing Christmas photos notwithstanding, this one really takes the cake. I mean, seriously, just look at the expression of those poor kids. The absolute horror of it all, the thoughts that must be going through their little heads, makes looking at this photo almost too unbearable.